Friday, October 30, 2009

With a Tip of the Hat to Blatherskite and Derek Black, Here's Our Little DUDEFEST 2K9

One of the minor downsides to Laura starting her own daycare is that she's only going to be able to take off a single week each year for vacation. She doesn't HAVE to limit herself to a week, per se, but that was one of the aspects of Michelle's care that we truly appreciated, and so Laura's decided to adopt the policy as well. That leaves me with an extra week - soon to be 2 extra weeks, when I hit my 5-year anniversary with Baker & Daniels - of vacation that we all can't enjoy as a family. Certainly to be classified under the, "Small Price to Pay..." category, but still a bit of a bummer.

So, since I had this extra week to do something with this year, I decided to pack up the boys for a few days and take a Guys' Trip to have a manly-type adventure. Our destination: Cave City, KY. Cave City is probably best known as the "Gateway to Mammoth Cave." I have fond memories of Mammoth Cave, as my Grandma and Grandpa Keller took my brother and I to tour it when we were probably 8 and 6, respectively. I remember having a great time walking through it and discovering something that was fairly foreign to me at the time: a cave. I'd read about them, seen them depicted in movies, but hadn't been in one at that point, so I was hoping that, even though our boys had been to Marengo Cave, it'd still be an exciting trip for them.

As I researched Cave City, I found that it's a bit of a touristy destination, as well, so there would be plenty of activities to keep us occupied. There were riding stables (which, if you've read anything else I've posted recently, you know was a big hit with the boys), there were tons of hiking trails in the National Park surrounding the cave, and there were little parks/attractions like Dinosaur World and Guntown Mountain that would likely provide at least a bit of entertainment.

I tried booking us rooms at Yogi Bear's Jellystone Resort Park and the Wigwam Village, but neither had any availability. Sure, the more manly thing to do would've been to rough it at a campground, or rent a cabin; however, there are certain limitations to "roughing it" you have to observe with a 5 and a 3-year-old, and a campsite for 4 days in late October almost certainly exceeds those limitiations, and the "cabins" that seemed available in the area were most likely going to exceed those limitations (not to mention my personal limitation on being within a certain number of feet of some creepy, sketchy-looking and sounding people). So, we toned down the manliness a smidge by reserving 3 nights at the Super 8 Motel in Cave City. It was a decent spot, clean, reasonably priced, so I was happy with the compromise.

Here are a few pictures taken during our trip together...




We arrived in Cave City around 1PM CST Thursday afternoon, and immediately made our way over to the Jesse James Riding Stables at Kentucky Action Park. The boys were stoked right away due to the fact that they got to play with a kitten and its mother for a good 20 minutes while we waited for Brian, the ride guide, to make his way back from the Outlaw Cave tour he was conducting and down to the stables to lead us on our hour-long ride. Below is a shot of the woods in which we would ride, you can make out the trail that leads into them in the lower-left corner of the picture.



Jack getting his horse-management instructions from Brian the Cowboy (as he would become known by the boys), and then Shadow, the horse Kian and I got to ride. Jack got to go alone by virtue of his being *AHEM* "six years old," while Kian got the shaft and had to ride with boring ol' Dad. Jack's horse's name was Paris Hilton, and Brian made sure to make plenty of off-color (but, thankfully, nonsensical, to the boys) jokes about "pulling Paris' hair and tell her who's in charge." He actually was pretty funny and really engaged the boys, putting up with Kian's constant barrage of questions regarding the various wildlife that may or may not live in the woods, and whether or not they were afraid of the horses or if the horses were afraid of the wildlife.


Brian was kind enough to take the camera from me and snap some pictures of us all mounted up.

In probably one of the greatest moments of Kian's life, Brian offered to let him ride with him for about the last 1/3 of the trip. He galloped his horse, Dixie, several times which Kian went nuts over, constantly telling Brian they had to pass up the girl who was leading the pack of riders. Brian let Kian take the reins several times, and direct Dixie around the trail, which he also loved.

After the ride, we got ourselves checked into the hotel, and I unpacked our gear while the boys ate microwave popcorn and watched cartoons. This was one of the first areas in which they had the, "Oh CRAP, we're not at home right now" realizations when I informed them that there were only a limited number of kid-friendly channels we could watch, and none of them were airing Dora or Diego at that moment. The settled with Animal Planet, which I felt was pretty fitting.
We ate dinner later that evening, and I made another point to which I would stick during this vacation - NO corporate bullcrap restaurants. We were going to eat locally as much as we could, and eschew McDonald's, Wendy's, or any other restaurant we'd seen in Indy. We ate at a Mexican restaurant right by the hotel, which kinda felt like cheating this rule, because it was one of those universal Mexican restaurants, but since it didn't have a larger parent corporation as it's overarching operational entity (at least, not that I could tell) I felt the decision OK.


Friday morning, we got up, had breakfast at the hotel (one of those horribly unfulfilling breakfasts that are supposed to act as an allure to paying $35/night for your stay at a mediocre hotel), and made our way over to Mammoth Cave. Of course, it was raining the entire morning, with wavering intensity, but since we were going to be primarily in the cave, I didn't think it would be too big a deal. Well, little did I realize you stand outside waiting for the tour to start, and also make a half-mile hike down a path to the entrance of the cave. Oh well, still worth it, and we wouldn't have gotten as wet as we did had I tried to keep tighter reins on the boys and prevented them from splashing out in the rain puddles while we awaited the start of the tour.

The pictures above were taken as we waited, and directly below here is our descent into the cave entrance. That's Jack's hooded figure walking in front of me, so it gives you some perspective as to just how large this cave entrance is.



Just a little way into the cave, and already, Kian's taken off his hoodie and face-planted several times in the dirt. Oh well, we're men, right? A little dirt-stained outerwear is to be expected!

Here we are traversing a section of the cave known as "Fat Man's Misery." As a fat man, let me tell you, this portion of the cave is aptly named. We had maybe a 28-inch wide path cut from the stone through which we had to meander for a good 100-200 feet, all while ducking due to the 4-foot-tall ceiling. Combine those facts with the additional fact that you're in a tour group 120-people strong, and you get the idea why I started to wonder whether or not my clausterphobia was going to allow me to finish the tour without bashing my face against those tight-fitting walls.

Candle writing that used to be allowed by the African-American slaves who would guide tours through the cave. They allowed this as a means by which they could get some money, because they were unpaid for their guide services.

Kian had decided this light needed to be cleaned, so he was scraping its surface with a rock he found in the cave. I just liked the effect created by the "night vision" mode on our camera when I snapped this. Shortly after this picture was taken, we approached the last part of the tour, in which we basically ascended back up the 340 feet we'd descended below the surface of the cave in approximately 1/8th of the actual distance it took us to make that descent. The elevation is made up through a series of steeply-inclined paths and approximately 200 steps up a couple of different stairways built back up to the cave entrance (not to mention the stairs back up to the trail that's depicted up above). Why am I bringing this up, you ask? Well, I had to make this ascent while I carried Kian, who'd conveniently fallen asleep just before we started making our way back up. This part would've been difficult without the additional 30 or so pounds being carried in my arms; AND, it was further compounded by the fact that the cold that I'd developed was pretty much at it's apex of affliction, making my lung capacity about that of a Ziploc sandwich bag. I got all gung-ho and did the stairs up to the exit, plus those stairs you see above, without stopping, and by the time I got to the trail back up to the parking lot, I seriously thought I was on the verge of cardiac arrest. I had to make Jack wait with me as I breathed harder than I'd ever breathed in my life, surely inviting concern from the other tour members who walked past us as I panted for that sweet sweet oxygen. Fun times!
Jack showing you where we were.
This crazy tree was across the street from the sign pictured above.

The photos above were taken during our hike through the cave park on Saturday. I really wanted to get to more of the trails, as the descriptions in the park maps sounded great, but the boys weren't really feeling it that day. The big hole in the ground is an Indiana Bat cave that was on the one trail we did hike. The boys were more interested in sweeping leaves from the stairs on the deck and built into the trail than they were actually hiking it.

These last few pictures were from Dinosaur World, which is a big park with a bunch of "life-sized" dinosaur statues and some fossil-dig sites. The boys really enjoyed this, and it was pretty interactive, which made for a nice wrap-up to our trip to Cave City.
Not depicted here are the trips to the Mammoth Cave Wildlife Museum (which, I guess, qualified, due to the number of dead, stuffed animals they had behind glass; it creeped me out, but the boys were into it), our viewing of Where The Wild Things Are (RULED!!!), and our 2nd horseback ride (on which Kian fell asleep about 15 minutes in, and I had to navigate the horse while managing a 30-pound limp dishrag in my lap). Again, the kids were great throughout this trip, and got many many compliments on their good behavior from people we encountered during it. I was proud of them for being so good for me while I made this solo-parent venture with them! I can't wait for Dudefest 2K10!
(K)

So, if I told you we'd been writing these upcoming posts the last 4 months...

...would you believe me? If so, I also have this awesome bridge I could sell you...

So, yeah, the "Preview of Vacation Posts to Come" turned out to be the biggest misnomer since compassionate conservative, but oh well - I don't think we harmed quite as many people with our misdirections. Ha ha ha...

Well, I'm here to atone for the last 4 months of slackadaisical blog updates. I'll make no promises of future updates at this point, as I hate to make some I can't keep. Just suffice it to say that we're building up plenty of material to document on this thing; just lack the time to put fingers to keys and mouse to make the brain dumps to the blog official. I'm just glad I had a vacant spot in my day on this last day of vacation to get out of the house, hop on some free WiFi, and crank out some content.

Hope everyone's doing well, and you move into the holiday season healthy, happy, and ready for a great 2010!

(K)

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Summertime Creature Encounters at Ye Olde Retention Pond

Here are a couple of pictures from our encounters with animals found in, or around, the retention pond behind our house. We got full-bore into fishing this year, and while the fish below was NOT caught by one of us, it was caught by one of our neighbors who allowed Jack to reel him in.
These next few pictures are of a turtle that we found hanging out in the shoreline grass one morning. I decided to pick him up and let the boys check him out for a bit before we returned him to his home.




Also, I realize, now, that these recent updates are going to show up pretty out-of-order...one of the downfalls of the Blogger set-up: when you actually create the posts is the order in which they appear, regardless of the order in which you edit and finally publish them. Oh well, I'm hoping the content is descriptive enough for everyone to get the proper chronology of the events...guess that just means you'll have to read a bit more carefully!
(K)

Summer Vacation, Part Three: From the Kentucky Horse Park to King's Island x2

So, here's the final installment of the summer vacation updates...final for a couple of reasons, not the least of which is that our camera battery crapped out midway through our first day at Kings Island, so no more pictures were taken that day, or the second day we were there. Which, is actually for the best, because no one was picture-worthy that second day. The week's heat had taken a serious toll on all of our skin tones, attitudes, and appearances to where we all looked and acted like a haggard band of gypsies who've just had their butts kicked by the elements up one side of the desert and back down it again.

Anyhow, we start this final leg of the journey at the Kentucky Horse Park in Lexington, KY. As you've already gathered, I'm sure, our boys (particularly Kian) have a slight obsession with animals, and especially horses. I thought it was little girls that got all bonkers over having a pony, but I'm finding that our boys are either very in-tune with their feminine sides, or that's a completely stereotypical myth. Anyway, the park is a great experience for kids who have obsessions like our boys have, and would enjoy spending a day seeing all different breeds of horses and learning more about the inner-workings of an operation centered around breeding and training racing and show horses.

Here we are with one half of the tandem "Thunder and Lightening." I forget which horse was brought out for the picture, but these Clydesdales were HUGE. I couldn't believe that a creature could get so big, it was amazing to me, and the boys were mesmerized by their hairy lower legs.

Silly faces as we await the start of the show horse riding exhibition.




The emcee of the riding exhibition, and then the boys getting a chance to pet and say hi to one of the exhibition horses.



Yes, that's right...ANOTHER pony ride.



This guy was training this horse just outside one of the stable barns we toured. He was working this horse hard, almost like he was trying to saddle break it. It was an interesting scene to watch unfold, for sure.







As we walked around the grounds, we saw this open pasture area in which a couple of horses were hanging out close to the fence. So, we walked over to try to get their attention, and actually spent a good 30 minutes talking to and petting these horses. The big brown male that you can see in the background of the top picture was really wily, and there seemed to be a bit of tension between he and the white female also pictured. The male would exert his presence whenever the female was shown attention, almost like some sort of bizarre abused spouse situation. It was neat though, and that male was also a really big horse that kinda made the boys skittish.


These were taken on a pair of giant chairs just randomly placed in the park. Jack was kind enough to snap the first photo, then I returned the gesture as he hung out on one solo.




The last series of pictures in this post were all taken at Kings Island. We had initially planned to visit the Cincinnati Zoo on the Friday of our vacation week. Then, Friday morning, we kinda decided to run an audible and let the boys make the call - we could either go to the zoo, as planned, or we could go to The Beach Waterpark. Of course, the boys chose the latter, so we purchased tickets online, via their website, and made our way to the water park. It had stormed the night before, which we thought was a bit of a blessing, in hopes that it'd break the heatwave that had badgered us the entire trip to this point. Unfortunately, the storm also caused enough damage to some parts of The Beach to make it so they had to close it for the day. Awesome - NO INDICATION of that whatsoever on their website. What was worse is that it wasn't like we could flip things up, go to Kings Island Friday then try The Beach again Saturday, because we'd already purchased our KI tickets as a special promotion, good only that Saturday. We again left the decision to the boys, and ended up shelling out an additional $180 to do Kings Island an extra day. Best yet, while we had every intention of returning to Cincy to use our Beach tickets, we never made it over there, and now they're useless since the season's ended. (Please visit SADTROMBONE.COM, and click the big PLAY! button at this point to appropriately punctuate the end of this sad sad tale...)

Well, we had a great vacation, and jam-packed just about everything we could into those 7 days. We ended up closing out Kings Island, as well, on Friday, then calling a fairly early end to the day Saturday when tempers, temperatures, and exhaustion had bested us all. Again, though, a truly epic vacation for the ages, and, as always, Jack and Kian prove to be 2 of the best behaved, most adventurous little kids on the planet!

(K)